mizfahrenheit:

batched:

theangelsparade:

my-nerdiverse:

fishsticks-not-dicks:

threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:

uncommonlymodestmermaid:

i-love-you-most-ardently:

chloebeale:

sendricamp:

Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.

if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie

I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened

JESSU CHIRTS

still better than every other song

I accepted the challenge and won. With great difficulty.

Yep i failed

(Source: sikky13)

#remember when alvin and the chipmunks was a big thing

xtec:

thothoward:

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

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SHUT

scorpionbutch:

zauxie:

zauxie:

Oh, your movie has representation? Does it have gay, existentialist krill? Hmm????

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PLAYED BY BRAD PITT AND MATT DAMON?????????????

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ilyghostgirls asked: *moth*
gudakko answered:
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partlysmith:

tariqah:

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2019 stayed wild

this article was published today, but i can’t shake the feeling that i’ve seen this exact image before

slavery:

FUCK.GOV: HACKERS CAN HACK INTO YOUR COMPUTER WITH ONLY A PICTURE OF YOUR CAR KEYS!!

OLD PEOPLE: WHAT!!!!!!!

cursed-kat-images:

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get me DOWN.

tinyghosthands: “yeah i’ll call you right back lemme just line up these cacti from smallest to largest real quick. love you ”

tinyghosthands:

yeah i’ll call you right back lemme just line up these cacti from smallest to largest real quick. love you

(Source: sowiesosoo)

scarlet–raven:

trainsforbrains:

no-nami:

jessafer94:

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

your work is appreciated

op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry

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It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch